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Alright, let’s talk about this Real Madrid and Alaves game, you know, the one they’re gonna play. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I watch them fellas kick the ball around sometimes, so I got a feelin’ about this one.

Real Madrid’s gonna win, that’s what I reckon. They’re pretty good, those boys, always winnin’ stuff. Heard they just won that La Liga thingy again, so they must be doin’ somethin’ right. Alaves, well, they ain’t bad, but they ain’t Real Madrid, you know what I mean? They’re just kinda… there.

Now, about them goals. I think there’s gonna be a whole bunch of ’em. Let’s say… over 2.5 goals. Yeah, that sounds about right. Real Madrid, they like to score, and Alaves, well, they might sneak one in too, who knows? Maybe the score will be somethin’ like 3-1, or maybe even more. But definitely more than two, that’s my guess.

• Real Madrid wins: That’s a given, like the sun risin’ in the mornin’.
• Lots of goals: More than 2.5, that’s for sure. Gonna be a lively game, I tell ya.
• At least one goal in each half: Probably, them fellas don’t like to keep things boring, they like to keep kickin’ that ball.

Heard tell they’re gonna play somethin’ called a 4-3-3 formation, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but all I care about is if they put the ball in the net, you know? They got some good players, that Courtois fella in the goal, and some other guys with names I can’t even pronounce. But they’re good, I know that much.

Alaves, they’ll try hard, I reckon. They gotta play, right? But goin’ up against Real Madrid at their home, that’s a tough one. It’s like tryin’ to catch a chicken with your bare hands, it ain’t easy. Real Madrid’s been on a winnin’ streak, and I don’t see Alaves stoppin’ them, not this time anyway.

This game, it’s on May 14th, I heard. A Tuesday, if I remember right. Gonna be a good one to watch, even if you don’t know all the fancy rules and stuff. Just watchin’ them fellas run around and kick the ball, it’s entertainin’ enough for me. And when Real Madrid scores, well, that’s always fun, ain’t it?

So, yeah, that’s my prediction. Real Madrid wins, lots of goals. Don’t go bettin’ your house on it, though, I ain’t responsible for nothin’. I’m just tellin’ you what I think, based on watchin’ them games and seein’ how them fellas play. It ain’t rocket science, you know? Just common sense, like knowin’ a rooster crows in the mornin’. Real Madrid’s the better team, they’re playin’ at home, and they wanna finish the season strong. Seems pretty clear to me.

And that’s all I gotta say about that. Go watch the game, have some fun, and cheer for whoever you want. But if you ask me, Real Madrid’s the one to bet on… if you’re into that kinda thing. Me, I’ll just be sittin’ here, watchin’ them on the TV, and enjoyin’ the show.

Final prediction: Real Madrid 3 – 1 Alaves. Remember you heard it here first, from a… well, from someone who knows a thing or two about football, even if I don’t talk all fancy-like.

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