Start Njoku or Pitts: Your Burning Fantasy Football Question Answered

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Alright, listen up, y’all. We gotta figure out this football stuff, this “fantasy” thing the young’uns are always hollerin’ about. They keep askin’ me, “Who should I start? That Njoku fella or that Pitts boy?” Well, shoot, I don’t know them fellas from Adam, but let’s see if we can make some sense of it.

Now, from what I gather, these boys catch the pigskin, right? Like them fellas on TV, runnin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off. So, we gotta figure out which one’s gonna catch more of them… uh… touch-downs? Is that what they call ’em?

First off, let’s talk about this Njoku fella. Sounds like a strong name, like a bull in a china shop. Maybe he’s one of them tough guys, the ones that don’t go down easy. If he’s catchin’ them balls and holdin’ on tight, that’s a good thing, right? Sounds like a fella you can count on.

Then there’s this Pitts fella. Pitts… sounds kinda fancy. Maybe he’s one of them slick fellas, the ones that run fast and make them fancy catches. But fancy don’t always mean better, you know? Sometimes, you just need a good ol’ workhorse, someone who’s gonna get the job done, no matter how messy it gets.

Now, these young’uns, they talk about “matchups” and “rosters.” Sounds like a whole lot of mumbo jumbo to me. But I reckon it means who’s playin’ against who and who’s on your team. So, we gotta think about who these fellas are playin’ against. If Njoku is playin’ against a bunch of softies, well, then he’s probably gonna have a good day. But if he’s playin’ against some real tough hombres, then maybe it’s a different story.

• Njoku Strong: Maybe he’s good for tough games.
• Pitts Fast: Maybe he’s better in wide-open games.

And the same goes for Pitts. If he’s got a bunch of slowpokes tryin’ to cover him, then he’s gonna run circles around ’em. But if he’s got someone stickin’ to him like glue, well, then he might not be so fancy after all.

They also keep yellin’ about “drafts.” Sounds like pickin’ cotton, but I guess it’s pickin’ players. So, if you’re pickin’ your team, you gotta think about who’s gonna be the most reliable. You don’t want no fella who’s gonna drop the ball when it matters most. You want someone who’s gonna be there week in and week out, catchin’ them balls and helpin’ your team win.

This “fantasy football,” it’s all just a guessing game, ain’t it? Like tryin’ to predict the weather. Sometimes you’re right, sometimes you’re wrong. But if you do your homework, if you pay attention to what’s goin’ on, then you got a better chance of makin’ the right decision.

So, who should you start? Njoku or Pitts? Well, shoot, I still don’t know for sure. But I’ll tell you what, you gotta look at who they’re playin’ against, you gotta think about how tough they are, and you gotta trust your gut. And if all else fails, just flip a coin. Sometimes that’s the best you can do.

At the end of the day, it’s just a game. Don’t get too worked up about it. It ain’t life or death. It’s just a bunch of fellas runnin’ around with a ball, and we’re just sittin’ here tryin’ to figure out who’s gonna do the best. And if you pick the wrong fella, well, there’s always next week.

So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole Njoku and Pitts situation. Hope it helps you young’uns make up your minds. And if it don’t, well, don’t come cryin’ to me. I told you, I don’t know them fellas from Adam!

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