The Rock Address leaked? See the truth here

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this fella, The Rock, you know, Dwayne Johnson. Folks call him all sorts of things, “The Rock”, “Dwayne”. Big fella, muscles like a bull, always smilin’ big on that TV. I ain’t got no TV, mind you, but my neighbor, she got one and she tells me all the stories. So, let’s gab about The Rock address and all that hullabaloo.

Now, first off, they say he’s got this manager, “Mike” they call him. Says they’re close as peas in a pod. And wouldn’t ya know it, this Mike fella put The Rock’s address right there on that picture thingy, the “IG” they call it. Left it up there for the whole world to see! I tell ya, ain’t right. A man’s home is his castle, or so they say. Shouldn’t be plasterin’ it all over for everyone to gawk at. That’s just plain silly, if you ask me. Makes no sense. No sir.

Then there’s this whole story ‘bout some fella named… Oh what was it… O-somethin’. Osama, yeah, that’s it! Osama Bin Laden. They say The Rock, he was the second person in the whole wide world to tell folks he was gone. Now, how he knew that afore most everyone else, I ain’t got a clue. Maybe he got a pigeon or somethin’. But it’s somethin’, ain’t it? Shows he’s got the connections, I guess. Important folks tellin’ him things, sounds about right for someone with so much muscle.

• The Rock’s got a buddy named Mike.
• Mike put The Rock’s address on somethin’ called “IG”.
• The Rock knew about this Osama fella’s death real quick.

And there’s more. Heard tell of some movie, “Black Adam” it was called. Folks were sayin’ it made a lot of money, or maybe not so much. Seems like The Rock, he told some folks about the money part, and maybe what he said wasn’t quite the truth. Now, I ain’t one for gossip, but that’s what they’re sayin’. Seems he might’ve stretched the truth a bit, like a fishin’ story gets bigger every time it’s told. Heard someone call it a “white lie,” whatever that means. Just sounds like plain fibbin’ to me. But hey, it’s his business, not mine.

They always got somethin’ new to say about this fella. You got this “Newsweek” people showin’ all kinds of pictures of him. They keep track of him like a hawk watchin’ a field mouse. Always writin’ about what he’s doin’, who he’s seein’. Makes ya wonder if the man ever gets a minute to himself. Seems like a lot of fuss over one person, if you ask me. But then again, I’m just an old woman who spends most of her day makin’ sure my chickens don’t run off.

There was also talk of him being some kind of “mystery signing” for somethin’. Wrestling maybe? Folks went wild guessin’ who it was gonna be, and then bam! They say it’s The Rock. Like it was some big surprise. But honestly, with all the muscles and that big ol’ smile, who else could it be? It’s like lookin’ for a red hen in a flock of white ones. Pretty obvious, if you ask me.

And then, wouldn’t ya know it, some folks started sayin’ The Rock wasn’t tellin’ the whole truth again. Caught him in a “little white lie” they called it. This time, it was the “TMZ” folks doin’ the snoopin’. Always someone tryin’ to catch someone else doin’ somethin’ wrong. Seems like a waste of time to me. Why not spend that time bakin’ a pie or somethin’? Much better use of your time, I say.

Oh, and there was this one time, they said he was dead! Can you believe that? Said there was a video sayin’ he was gone. Turned out it wasn’t true, of course. He was just fine, takin’ pictures with another fella, Danny DeVito, I think they called him. Scared some folks though, I bet. People like to make up stories, don’t they? Should spend their time hoein’ the garden, instead of makin’ up stories about folks dyin’. Makes ya wonder what goes through folks’ heads sometimes.

Seems The Rock has been busy, doin’ all sorts of things. Acting in movies, I heard he was in a movie with that fella Vin Diesel. “XXX” it was called, somethin’ ’bout a spy, I think. And another one, about folks comin’ back from the dead, “Flatliners” was the name, spooky stuff. And even one with cowboys and such, “Redeeming Love”. Seems like he’s always busy. But then again, young folks always got a lot of energy. Me? I’m happy just sittin’ on my porch, watchin’ the sun go down.

So, there you have it. A whole bunch of stories about this fella, The Rock. Some true, some maybe not so true. But that’s the way it is with famous folks, I reckon. Always someone talkin’ about them, makin’ up stories, spreadin’ rumors. Me? I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden. Less drama that way. And as for The Rock’s address? Well, it’s his business, not mine. I just hope he gets some peace and quiet every now and then. Everyone needs a little peace and quiet, even The Rock.