Wow! Molly Qerim Rocks a Bathing Suit on Vacation

Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this Molly Qerim, the gal from TV. Folks are all a-flutter about her, you know, like hens in a henhouse. Seems like she took a bit of a break, went on vacation or somethin’.

Now, I ain’t one for fancy words or highfalutin talk, but even I can see she’s got folks talkin’. Heard tell she posted some pictures of herself in what they call a “bathing suit.” Molly Qerim in bathing suit, that’s what they’re all searchin’ for on them interweb contraptions. Lordy, the things people get worked up about these days.

She’s a pretty thing, I reckon. Young, too. Thirty-eight, they say. Back in my day, thirty-eight was middle-aged, but these young’uns, they stay young lookin’ for a long time. Must be all that fancy city livin’ and them healthy foods they eat. We used to eat what we grew on the farm, simple and healthy, never heard of anything so fancy.

• She works on that show, “First Take,” whatever that is. Sounds like a lot of hollerin’ and arguin’ to me. Give me a good soap opera any day.
• Seems she got folks worried about her job, too. Some fella, Shannon Sharpe, said somethin’ or other, and now everyone’s got their knickers in a twist. Said he should be suspended, whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me.

But back to this “bathing suit” business. She puts up these pictures on the internet, and folks go wild. Likes and comments, they call ’em. Thousands and thousands of ’em. Don’t rightly understand it myself. Back in my day, you took a picture, you put it in a frame, and that was that. Now, everyone’s showin’ off everything, it seems. Ain’t natural, I tell ya.

I saw some of them pictures myself, had my grandbaby show me on her phone. Molly Qerim, she’s smilin’ and lookin’ all relaxed. Molly Qerim on vacation, that’s another thing they’re lookin’ for, I hear. Guess people like seein’ someone famous takin’ a break, makes ’em feel like they can take a break too, maybe.

They talk about her “stunning” her fans. Stunned? Like they never seen a woman in a bathin’ suit before? Heavens to Betsy, people are strange. But I guess that’s what sells these days, ain’t it? The more you show, the more they look. The more they look, the more they talk. And the more they talk, the more famous you get. It’s a whole different world, I tell you.

Now, some folks are sayin’ she’s too old to be wearin’ such things. Too old? Hogwash! A woman can wear what she wants, when she wants, as long as she’s decent. And from what I seen, Molly Qerim is plenty decent. She ain’t showin’ nothin’ that shouldn’t be shown. Just a woman enjoyin’ herself, that’s all. People need to mind their own beeswax, I say.

So, this Molly Qerim, she’s got the whole internet a-buzzin’. They’re lookin’ at her pictures, talkin’ about her job, and generally makin’ a big to-do about everything she does. And it all started with a few pictures in a “bathing suit.” Well, I never. The world’s gone crazy, I tell ya. But I suppose as long as she’s happy and not hurting anyone, it ain’t none of my business. But it does make for some good gossip, I reckon.

And that’s all I got to say about that. Don’t get too caught up in all that internet foolishness now, ya hear? Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to a real person for a change. That’s what I always say.

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